Wednesday, May 9, 2012

THIS PLAY!

 I thought today was going to be a good day. Hamlet wasn't acting crazy, and Polonius didn't talk to me, but this dumb play!! Who made this crap?! I seriously want to know who this was. (Do they know???) ( They can't know can they?) That actor who played the king was so slow to die! I'm just saying I heard that poison through the ear was supposed to be quick. And that Queen?? When she said-


     "A second time I kill my husband dead, when second husband kisses me in bed."

   WTF?!?! Who says that?! What if your second husband is better than the first one? Did she ever think about that?! It's not like anyone was even watching that stupid play. Hamlet was too busy trying to put his head in Ophelia's lap. Meanwhile where was Polonius?! Dude get your daughter! So I have a crazy son, and an idiot adviser. This is great, just great. Oh and uh just to clarify when i asked do they know, I was talking about something completely innocent. I'm not a bad guy you know. I'M NOT A BAD GUY!!!!!!!!!! 

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  1. poloniusMay 10, 2012 at 4:37 PM

    See, I told you Hamlet loved Ophelia!
    -Polonius

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    1. JacqueeMay 10, 2012 at 5:19 PM

      Or do I? Do you love her? Does her brother love her? Does she love herself? One must think these questions through...

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  2. JacqueeMay 10, 2012 at 5:18 PM

    My lord, when do I ever act crazy? FYI it was me who directed this play. Does it remind you of a certain someone???

    Also, I can rest my head where it feels comfortable and Ophelia's lap was the most convenient. Now don't get your fur standing on end I am not as crazy as I seem... or am i? Only time will tell won't it? After all, time will tell all in the end...

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    1. poloniusMay 16, 2012 at 3:28 PM

      Stop acting as if your some mastermind! Your nothing but a lunatic, even your comment there makes no sense. How can a crazy man direct anything other than complete nonsense? That was why I left. I had no interest in seeing a play that made no sense!

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    2. poloniusMay 16, 2012 at 8:14 PM

      My Lord, wound do I ever seemingly approached thee in insanity? I hope that you acknowledge that it was I who incensed the players! Do you notice a familiar module?

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    3. poloniusMay 16, 2012 at 8:27 PM

      You think yourself credent to my emotions? Ha! You think your rope-tricks will get the best of me? You are nothing but a rook! I took leave because the players were rag. I felt remorse for the players who had to act this rubish!

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  3. JacqueeMay 16, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    Oh really now? Is that why you stood up and screamed stop the play like you were a lunatic?? My comment makes perfect sense - I'm sure your lovely assistant Polonius will agree. I crazy man can do anything that they put their mind to - just look at Romeo! People said he was crazy and he got what he wanted in the end - his true love. So you see I am not crazy but I have a carefully orchestrated plan in mind.

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    1. poloniusMay 16, 2012 at 8:33 PM

      Yes, Yes. This is the explanation of your remotion? You seemed a roistering, ripe, sot! I'm sure Polonius, the worm, would concur. Romeo was also said t be a rook, but he received his just reward.

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